Late Night with the Cougars

David Letterman once said, "Anything worth doing is worth overdoing."  

With a 15-10 victory over Valley Lodge, we present a late night with the Cougars.

Top Ten Cougar Moments Last Night

• Boomgaarden:  Boom had three hits, one run
• Watrous:  Johnny had four hits and two runs
• Radtke:  Rads had three hits and two runs
• Danielsen:  JD had two hits and one run
• Lipsey:  Thejokewriter had two hits and two runs
• Bobis:  Bobi had four hits and two runs
• Radtke:  Li’l Rads had four hits and three runs
• Kirchberg:  Pastor Ted had two hits and one run
• Flannery:  Flandog had two hits and one run
• McDonnell:  Philthy had four hits and one run

Stupid Human Tricks

Sure, we have those every week.  The winner this week was Philthy.  With a harshly pulled hamstring, Dr. Phil went 4 for 4 with a double and beating out an infield hit.  Runners up were Watrous fielding a cutoff and firing on a line to Rads blocking the plate to throw out the runner, as well as Thejokewriter getting robbed of a homer by ridiculous catch the opponent’s left fielder.

Albert Achievement Awards

No need for Marv Albert to be at the field last night.  No bloopers in the field for the Cougars!   

Viewer Mail

Dear Cougars,

Why do you always wear green?

Name Withheld, Wilmette, IL

Well, Name Withheld, that is a terrific question.  In fact, all the other teams wear green too.  We are green with clothing while the rest of the league is green with envy (insert rimshot here).

Heeeeeeerrrrrre’s David

You can’t have a nighttime event without the star of the show.  Our host, Melchiorre, went with the Late Night theme and played "Know Your Cuts of Meat" with competing crockpots full of succulent goodness.  Our Dave will never retire and will always be on top!

Next week the Cougars continue the quest to be the undisputed Kings of Late Night!