All Poetry, No Motion

The Cougars tried to make it on ESPN,

But the Shackers scored three plus ten.

We tallied a trio plus zero-

No game highlights, no rally hero.

The game was a bit too concise,

And now we’ve been slaughtered twice.

We raced to the postgame with a zoom;

The food and drinks were on Boom.

We gobbled vittles and tipped our cup,

Talked about the next game and how we might actually show up.

We'll eliminate the games that are slaughtery

And play hard for our fans, because with them we hit the lottery!